Hello, my wonderfully spectacular friends!
Can you believe it’s already September? Before we know it, Halloween will be here, followed immediately by Thanksgiving—or, more accurately, Thankstaking—and then Crimmus, Chanukah, and Festivus will come barreling around the corner. The calendar has apparently mistaken itself for a competitive sport, and I would like it to calm the f*ck down.
I suppose this is what my foster mom meant when she kept telling fifteen-year-old me to slow down. Granted,...
