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“There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair."

- Alexander Hamilton, to Thomas Jefferson

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I wanted to wait a few weeks before posting what I have to say about the death of Charlie Kirk because I don’t have anything new or profound to say.

While I think that violence is abhorrent, it's hard to be sympathetic for a guy who said that a certain number of deaths due to gun violence is acceptable in order to protect the rights of the 2nd Amendment. I originally thought about posting a simple statement that read: Charlie Kirk deserved to die... CHANGE MY MIND, however I recognize that...

I happened to come across the following email draft from about a decade ago and it made me laugh so hard that I’m reposting it here for your viewing pleasure. The beginning is a pitch made by a television producer and what follows is my response that for some reason, I never sent. I’m not sure that they ended up making the show, but if they did I’m certain that I’d have been at the top of list of contestants.

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be hunted down by the walking dead?

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Hey there, fellow chaos enthusiasts!

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What’s it about?

Imagine Terry Pratchett and Michael Scott from The Office accidentally summoned a demon during a team-building exercise. In the sleepy village of...

Author’s Note: I live every day with a traumatic brain injury. My hands don’t work very well, in fact I’m much more left hand dominant after doing most of everything for the first 40-ish years of my life with my right hand. My speech is slow and quiet, so I choose not to speak unless I absolutely have to. If we go out, I’m in a wheelchair because I don’t walk very well. However, my brain works just fine, which makes the other issues all the more...